you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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