Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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