Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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