We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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