Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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