At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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