Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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