Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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