You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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