So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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