Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
only if we run a train.
done.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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