i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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