So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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