I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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