Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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