sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
