This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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