You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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