So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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