I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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