I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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