Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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