You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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