If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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