hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
