can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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