Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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