from now on my penis is your penis
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Randomize
