So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
babies were throwing up all over the place
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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