i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
