so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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