you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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