You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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