are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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