haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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