Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
