Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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