Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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