Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think people are normalizing furries
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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