This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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