he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
you inspire me to be a worse person
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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