He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
The air taste purple.
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