Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
