no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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