She's JV to your varsity
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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