dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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