do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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