Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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