just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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