question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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