This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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