Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
