After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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