I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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