I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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