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Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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