You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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