While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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